"This is awkward...".......................HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!!

So I spent half of the day in the uni's computer lab today...

During the first 2 hours of sitting there, I had a big guy sitting at the computer to my right. He was okay, didn't make any noise and didn't take up any of my space (like others usually do, nonchalantly...), so I was able to do my own work and concentrate with no difficulties at all.

After he got up though, a guy and a girl took his spot.

I tried to be positive, "they're not gonna trouble you...don't think about it too much..."

Guy: *pulling an extra chair*

Girl: *giggle giggle*

Me: ...o' oh...here we go again.... ( = . =' ) 

Guy: So it's really quite simple,...all you have to do is...insert bla bla into the protein..bla bla

Girl: Uhuh...so that's bla bla...cell right? bla bla...

Me: ....man they're loud....I guess he's tutoring her?....that's ok...I'll just keep to my own work...

Guy: Yeah so that's why some people have brown hair and some have black bla bla...it's the cell -

Girl: I used to have brown hair! *giggle*

Me: Whaaaat???...he's tutoring you....who cares about your hair...

Guy: *stopped mid-sentence and listening*

Girl: Yeah it was like really brown, almost like yours *giggle giggle*

Me: Sheeesh...how much more obvious can you get....

Guy: But mine is just too-

Girl: But it got blacker and blacker so I dyed it

Me: ...you're not even listening to him!....

Guy: But it is black now

Girl: It's a bit brown don't you think?

Guy: Yeah,...anyway, so the cell bla bla

Me: Pfft... ( > w < )

Girl: *somehow the guy paused a bit* Look, I know this is gonna be really weird but,...

*moves closer to him and started sniffing while giggling*

Guy: What? 

Me: Are you fuckin' kidding me??!!!!! ( > 0 < )

Girl: *giggle* No, nothing, it's just that I can smell something on you...

Guy: Do I smell bad?

Girl: *giggle* No it's just that I can smell your perfume but I can't tell what it is...

Me: OMG...she's more see-through than a wine glass! 

Guy: Oh... (I couldn't exactly see his face, but I can hear from his tone that he's blushing)

Girl: *giggle giggle*

Me: Okay, I had enough...*starts packing my stuff*

Girl: This is awkward... *giggle*

Guy: Why? *taking some books out of his bag*

Me: ...tsk! How do you think I feel?! *walking away*

Well, obviously the girl was flirting with him. And he was half clueless and half happy that she was...

And I was not supposed to eavesdropped on them....*sigh* 

Don't these people have computers at home??!!! It's a bother for those who really wants to do their work there!!! (like me)